HOMESTUCK VOCABULARY HAS BECOME SO INGRAINED IN MY HEAD THAT I USED “AUSPITIZE” ON AN ENGLISH ESSAY AND MY TEACHER JUST PUT A QUESTION MARK NEXT TO IT.
IT TOOK ME A GOOD 5 MINUTES AND AN INTERNET SEARCH TO FIGURE IT OUT IT’S NOT A WORD TO ANYONE OUTSIDE OF HOMESTUCK.
Send her an email that goes like this:
Auspitize (v.) - to mediate between two quarreling parties in order to prevent a dangerous rivalry
A little something about my gals MissCherry and Schpog.
For those who wonder: Of course we do have our porblems sometimes. Of course we all cry from time to time. And yes, there’s also jealousy sometimes. Just like in a “normal” realationship. But we all look out for each other and listen closely what the others have to say. When we fight it’s never about winning, it’s about problem solving. In the end the most important thing for me, and them, is that the others have a happy fullfilled life. (Not only a poly relationship should be like that).
I am so happy I am with them.
Ive always been curious about polyamorous relationships, so this was very enlightening and awesome to read~ I love seeing other people’s point of views c:
… Fuck no. Okay, i support bisexuality, intersexuality, asexuality, homosexuality, and heterosexuality. this should not be a fucking thing. why the fuck would you ever be in a relationship with more than one person at a time? that’s disgusting, disturbing, and utterly terrible. I’ve never heard of this before, and I’m glad i didn’t. but I find it disgusting and want it to disappear forever.
Quite frankly seeing this bullshit legitimately make me want to take my own life; this is the first time I’ve considered that in three fucking years of having an anxiety disorder. just NO. this is disturbing and wrong on so many levels its not even funny. I know I’m gonna get hate for this, but I don’t approve of a relationship with more than one person.
If you people are happy, then you cant be human. this is wrong on so many fucking levels.
I swear to god hell has to be worse than hearing that there are people who think having three people in a sexual relationship is okay.
If you can come up with one fucking good reason why this isn’t a disgusting travesty I’ll give you a million dollars.
This is so over the top I have trouble believing that it’s real. But let’s pretend that it is. I’m poly, currently with (for over 6 years) two people each of whom is in turn with at least one other person. And I’ve been debating whether it’s worth doing a full on “coming out” as poly, because even if you don’t like it, or think it’s wrong, I had trouble believing that people could actually hate on it. But I’m wrong, evidently, and so let me say to the hater- what’s your beef? You pissed because we’re hogging all the men/women? ‘Cause judging from that post, the reason you can’t get a date isn’t that we’re hogging all the good partners, but simply because you’re a raging ball of hate.
Or you’re a troll, in which case I really don’t care.
Btw- having three people in a sexual relationship isn’t just ok, it’s awesome.
Friendly reminder that Nepeta is left handed.
friendly reminder that ALL the trolls are left handed EXCEPT for karkat
being left handed on alternia is like being right handed on earth
this is an epic fact i was never informed of
Friendly reminder that sprite flipping is a canonical thing. Handedness is kind of irrelevant.
I just realized that Helen B Narbon and Lupin “Wolf” Madblood were totally suited for kismesissitude.
"You seem more interested in scoring points off the guy. What exactly is the nature of this relationship? Do you even like him?”
"I like evil showdowns."
Is it just me, or does the current SMBC work equally well for trying to describe Homestuck?
I made a thing.
I’m going to a Night Vale themed birthday party this weekend… I plan to show up in my Prospit t-shirt and hand these out.